Every year I get another influx of scary corporate calendars. This years top contender has to be the beauty posted below offered by an office service company.
What I want to know is,
What Were You Thinking???
Errr - it's a bridge ... and a really big chair; clearly the months of January and February.
| "I'd like to be anywhere but here" | "I went to spec-savers and got really bad glasses". |
| Do camera men take clear photos? Well yes, however someone has done a poor-mans photoshop on the blurry woman with the mobile phone. | Pleeease let the statue topple on the little guy. |
| "When I grow up, I'll be a real manager" ... rather than building castles in the sand ... oh it's a metaphor, now I get it. | [Homer] Mmmmm, curly corporate sandwiches. :gaaaaaaaa: |
| Do you think the laptop user knows their portable is off? Plus, can you squeeze anymore gadgets on that table? | Friends? Yeah right. |
| See kids, copy toner does send you mad. | "Hi, I'm Mr Slick. Grease me sometime." |
6 Comments:
I find Mr Slick an odd choice for December in that, as we all know, naughty boys don't get Christmas presents.
I reckon the Home and Away guy had got his goatee stuck in the globe mechanism.
And Mr November seems to be engaged in a rather lame suicide attempt. Not that the blurry lady in the background minds, she's too busy being professional.
heh heh - I hadn't considered that. Of course, that particular guy looks like he's from the remedial school of travel agencies,
"You want to go where? How do you spell that? Hold on, I'll look on my globe ... yes, it's far, it's between England and Copyright(c) Atlas."
The real question you should ask yourself though is for "Blind Date", what is going on in that chair? He seems a little *too* content to me.
Copier guy was merely charged with making the corporate calender. This is what happens when good people are made to do dumb stuff.
I think Blind Date guy might be dead. There's a tiny hole in the middle of the back of his chair. Perhaps he knew too much?
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