Thursday, March 24, 2005

That's just the way it is...

The pain worked like a shard of glass pushing and worming its way through my muscle. I could feel the tissue ripping merely as I began to rise out of the chair. The blood vessels must have been bursting around the affected area as mixed signals from the trapped nerve echoed out into my brain.

I was being crippled.

I can't say I've always been a fantastic image of health. I'm not what you'd call a keen fitness fanatic. I laugh when I pass gyms where people vie for the goldfish bowl positions on the treadmill. When I was younger however my exercise was enforced through not having enough money; I would cycle everywhere.

It resulted in me having an element of geek fitness. Pasty white from lack of sun, skinny through lack of food and freakishly large leg muscles through all that cycling; I could easily bench press twice my body weight using my legs much to the horror of fitness people who figured my fragile body would just snap.

I suppose this was my problem.

I really didn't feel I had any limitations. I ate what I wanted, I did what I wanted. I humped that damn bike everywhere on my shoulder without any regard to my health. That I think is where it all started; an 18 year old walking around crippled with back pain like an 80 year old.

It comes and goes, but most annoyingly is how it comes.

You can feel the pain feeding through your body, the muscle spasm building deep inside you. Whatever you do, it becomes unavoidable; there is no way to back-off from the trigger movement. You know you'll be crippled for days by one simple action such as placing a coffee cup.

Let's face it. I'm screwed. Damn you body, why can't you respond to your brain and rise above it?

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Alps Photos



Wow. Long time, no write. Well we were on vacation last week. You can find photos in the new gallery that's appeared on the left side of this page.

We went to the Haute Saviour in France, just on the cusp on Mont Blanc; a usual haunt of ours. This year however had the most amount of snow I've ever seen.

Perfect dining, great weather and loads of snow, who could ask for more?

Enjoy.

Friday, February 18, 2005

L33t. Give it up, move on.

The world of l33t is extremely passé. I know this as it's now being totally over used and it's not really that clever.

Microsoft (link) is actually writing guides on how to talk to your l33ting children. There's even going to be a l33t language version of Windows coming out soon.

All good examples that this is over. L33t associates you with the script-kiddy part of the internet. The people trying to be cool that aren't really. Hiding behind a linguistic form of communication but who don't have that much to say. A moniker of identity rather than use.

Hell, it's not even strictly an abbreviated language, although l33t tarred phrases like 'lol' or 'afk' have a purpose (they show linguistic progression and evolution that pre-dates l33t). Pure l33t is merely an uncool slang.

After Microsoft hammered a few nails in the coffin I began noticing companies l33t-ifying themselves as well. Our work kitchen consists of a vending machine called 'Selecta', a coffee machine called 'Flavia' and a water cooler called 'Aqua Spa'. I don't know what's worse, the contraction or the fact these companies spent MILLIONS on arriving at those names. Watch our for 'S313<74', 'F14V14' and '4qu4 $p4' coming your way soon.

I have a lot of time for cultural variations in language. Expression through various linguistic forms. L33ts very origin however is undermined by the mainstream and very much on the way out.

If you want to follow a social trend, come up with something else.

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Secure Your Chat

Did you know all your Messenger, AOL, Yahoo and ICQ chat is freely viewable by whoever wishes to see it? Well hop over here for details on how to improve the situation.

(there seemed little point in repeating a blog article, hence the link)

--- Justin.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Where's the Gallery?

Look on the left. See the gallery section? The new gallery is the left-most one of the set.

The gallery question when you went to http://www.pfff.co.uk was merely a limited thing. Feel free to browse the blogs, galleries and information found in this area.

Sunday, February 06, 2005

Trust No-one

"Don't take the powdered ones".

I looked up. A westernised Arab was feeling spices at the weekly market. Huge white sacks were lined up along the street containing all manner of fragrant and coloured plant-life.

"Impossible to tell the quality" he stated.

I think the Arab had identified a pale westerner and therefore had leapt into English. Yet this man wasn't a stall owner; he was dressed in jeans and a calf-skin beige jacket. The sun searing above us was forcing him to squint and he seemed slightly impatient, both having a conversation but also glancing around; catching his eye on other stalls, on other things as if searching for something.

"The problem is these piece-$£% lying sellers".

I stifled a laugh. When people used English as their second language it always seemed to contain misplaced expletives; a surrogate for lack of vocabulary I supposed.

"You see they mix it. Mix it with anything they have. Increase the weight, turn it into s*!t.".

The venom and frustration was clear in his voice and he threw a pile of spice back into a sack and sought another; this man has been burned before.

I glanced around and back, watching as he slowly fed grain through his hands, feeling the texture and the quality. He continued to glance.

"I need some," pointing at the sacks, "but I don't know where my wife is.", excuses followed, "She normally does this thing and I don't know what we need. Where is she?"

He continued to look, and as nonchalant as he'd started the conversation he drifted back into the crowd looking for his lost flock.
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I was standing in the middle of the busiest market I'd ever seen and on my scale that's pretty busy. I'd been to spice markets in Morocco, wet and dry markets in Hong Kong. I'd even seen the chaos of a floating market in Thailand. This market in Saudi Arabia however was different.

The sun pumped heat and light above us, below on scraps, concrete, oil drums, rugs, cloths, whatever was to hand, was the most bewildering array of goods for sale. To all intent and purpose things were arranged into district because of the markets size. At one end was clothing and hand-made goods, but as you progressed there came food and then livestock followed.

We ambled through the chaos, no real path due to the people and wares on the floor. The pungent odours of food, animals, leather and most importantly people, penetrated the air; all steamed into this soup of life.

It was hard to define what constituted a transaction, or to some extent what people actually wanted you to buy. Percolated between wares were sellers from Pakistan and India; even Bedouin women (the most harden traders) touted for business, selling crafts they'd made during previous months of travel. Old melded with new in the most unusual fusion and of course nothing had a written price.

You could walk the area trying to identify cooking utensils, or swing the corner and be confronted with poorly made, unsafe plastic toys that would have been banned anywhere else in the world. Then just to displace this chaos of poverty, a Shiite Arab man would drive an over size white Mercedes through the crowd as if he'd made a wrong turn; tinted glass windows closed and presumably a/c pumping at full blast.

To quantify the place wholly lacks expression, the environment could only be experienced.
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We ambled to a sweet vendor selling a mixture of local product; heavily scented with cardamom, coconut milk and dates. Samples to try, sales to be made; prices varied depending on how you looked and how you discussed. Some people liked you; others considered it a chance to rip you off.

In the end it was no different from our Arab friend who'd lost his wife; trust no-one but yourself, particularly when buying spice.
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This will be my last article in the Saudi series. I have little more material I can use in my writings. Fortunately there are new trips planned in the following months and so hopefully, human nature being what it is, I'll have more travel journals for yourselves.

Maybe I'll try some fiction loosly based on fact. Irrespective I encourage you to comment or send feedback (privately or otherwise) otherwise the public photo areas and articles will dry up if no interested is shown.

Friday, February 04, 2005

Life Gives You Lemons

Well I just spent 15 minutes listening to suicidal hold music waiting for a telephone conference call to start that everybody else had cancelled independently, but then forgot to tell me.

So I doodled while waiting for no-one to turn up. This is the result:


Monday, January 31, 2005

Gallery Now Live!

The new gallery based on my last photoshoot is now live. You can access it from my portal: http://www.pfff.co.uk.

If you dislike the layout, fear not, the photo album mechanics are based on FrontPage and annoy me greatly. I'll be resolving this with a java rewrite over the coming days.

Enjoy.
--- Justin.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

Embassy Photos

Greetings anyone who found this web address and who was looking for photos. They will appear shortly over in the gallery section that's currently closed (on the left).

If you'd like to be notified when the gallery is available and can revisit this site, drop me an email here and I'll see if I can accomodate you:



--- Justin.

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Jaffa Cakes are Evil

Can a biscuit be evil? If it could, Jaffa Cakes would top the list. There's something about that orangey bit that just makes you go, "oh, just one more then". I wish I knew why, that way I could counteract the effect.

Maybe there are clinics. A detox programme tempting patients with Jammy Dodgers or something. I could start a whole new science.

When I travel the world, food products always seem to have the most amount of culture associated with them.

Now, I know that sounds strange but approach an English man and say "Twinkie" to him and he'll look at you like you're an idiot. Say the same to an American and he'll suddenly become a kid again thinking of that cream-filled sponge.

Try "Kraft Dinner" on a Canadian or "Veggiemite" on an Australian, they all evoke deep cultural ties drawing people back to childhood.

Now admittedly in the 21st century that's not a fantastic view of humanity, but drawing people back to their youthful past is probably where history and nostalgia start.